gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Default)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2002-04-18 09:31 am

Where'd everybody go?

Only one post on my friends page since yesterday.. and that's from the penguin group. Everybody on vacation? Or is LJ burping again?

Or have I been abandoned? Aiee!! Speak to me!

Re: Oh god No...you've gotten me started

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2002-04-18 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
Counsellor: An anteater. Not a lion. You see a lion is a huge savage beast, about five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about four hundred pounds, running forty miles per hour, with masses of sharp pointed teeth and nasty long razor-sharp claws that can rip your belly open before you can say 'Eric Robinson', and they look like this.

The counsellor produces large picture of a lion and shows to Mr Anchovy who screams and passes out.

Counsellor: Time enough I think for a piece of wood.