And people wonder why I want to be a police dispatcher...

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Calls like this..

"What are we supposed to protect you from, a cheeseburger?"

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I can't believe she stayed on the line with her THAT long. I would have hung up sooner.

Amazing what people call the police for. Wow.

I think I could have called about attempted murder when people serve me mushrooms...