gridlore | Me and my Meme

Describe your outlook on life in one adjective:

Sarcastic

If you were to die and find out reincarnation was a reality and you were able to choose what you would be reincarnated as, what would it be? Why?

A housecat in a fannish or lesbian household.

Is there anything that you wish you had accomplished in the last ten years that you haven't? If so, what?

Other than a minor desire to get some fiction published, no. And I haven't seriously tried my hand and writing fiction, so I don't count it as a failure.

Describe the perfect cup of coffee.

Comes in a red and white can, and tastes exactly like Coke.

You're out for an evening at a club and some drunken fool spills a drink on you and then tries to pretend as though it didn't happen. What do you do?

Bring my boot down on his arches then pretend it was somebody else.

Anyone in your life that you would kill or die for? If it's not too personal, who?

Any of my friends.

Who is your favorite poet?

Ooh.. Dante, Milton, Robert Hunter, Samuel Coleridge.. it's so hard to choose!

If you were only able to have one book for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?

Final Exit, because I can't live with only one book!

What was your first car?

1973 Datsun wagon, dead-school bus yellow, and the only thing holding it together was were the Grateful Dead stickers. We called it the Yellow Peril.

Are you nomadic or settled?

I'm practically sessile