Conspiracy, with a Beat!

[gridlore]

OK, discodj needs to have this before the next BayCon.

Alone

The theories of David Icke set to a dance beat. If you don't know Mr. Icke, he's one of those Ancient Astronaut/Golden Bloodline/Fifth Column loonies.

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[bunyip.livejournal.com]

What's the Golden Bloodline or Fifth Column theories?

I know Ancient Astronaut

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Golden Bloodline: The theory that certain families are destined for power, due to relationship to a royal line, being chosen by aliens, or being descended from Jesus. People into this one like to point out how many Presidents have been related to each other, and their relation to Charlemange.

Fifth Column: They're here NOW! Aliens, Jews, Masons, Gamers.. whatever your particular monster under the bed happens to be. Every incident in history has to be somehow caused by the subtle influences of the Fifth Column. One of my favorite examples of this way of thinking was the claim that the Patriots' 2002 Superbowl win was fixed. See, having the "Patriots" (symbols of America) beat the "Rams" (symbol of Arabian Islam) was vital in setting the stage for the War in Iraq.

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :)