Beyond name, rank, serial number and date of birth

[gridlore]

OK, I have a decent-sized friends list now.. anything y'all would like to know about me?

Fire away, I promise that all questions will be answered.

Comments

Re: The Penguin has considered your question.

[hellloooonurse.livejournal.com]

Thank you, oh Wise One

(bowing and kneeling at your feet)
(standing up and offering you seven vestial virgins)

Re: The Penguin has considered your question.

[sossity.livejournal.com]

i want some VESTIGIAL virgins, but they are practically extinct and of not much practical value...

Re: The Penguin has considered your question.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

(standing up and offering you seven vestial virgins)

Hey, you're nine short!

The penguin, turning a whiter shade of pale.