Beyond name, rank, serial number and date of birth

[gridlore]

OK, I have a decent-sized friends list now.. anything y'all would like to know about me?

Fire away, I promise that all questions will be answered.

Comments

[hellloooonurse.livejournal.com]

Oh Great Guru and Master of Knowledge!

I have but one simple question to ask of someone of your greatness and vast amount of knowledge.

"What makes women 'tick', as in, have you ever figured them out?"

The Penguin has considered your question.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

You have to be kidding! Gee, ask me something easy, like to explain 2nd Edition C&S' magic system!

Women run the universe, of this I am sure. They just let us think we are in charge.

Re: The Penguin has considered your question.

[hellloooonurse.livejournal.com]

Thank you, oh Wise One

(bowing and kneeling at your feet)
(standing up and offering you seven vestial virgins)

Re: The Penguin has considered your question.

[sossity.livejournal.com]

i want some VESTIGIAL virgins, but they are practically extinct and of not much practical value...

Re: The Penguin has considered your question.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

(standing up and offering you seven vestial virgins)

Hey, you're nine short!

The penguin, turning a whiter shade of pale.