Dating and the Miranda warning..

[gridlore]

Soon after I arrived at work, a San Jose police officer walked into the store. She was cute, a bit short, but fun. We joked a bit while one of the managers checked on some backstocked furniture for her. I got back to my register, and began helping a customer.

Evidently while my back was turned, said law enforcement officer checked out my ass and said "I wouldn't mind frisking him."

*sigh*

Why don't women tell me these things to my face? It would help things immensely! A cute woman with hand-to-hand training and easy access to handcuffs? Heaven!

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Re: Hrmph

[dekarch.livejournal.com]

Yes, ma'am. It would be my pleasure to abase myself in front of the hotel clerk.

"My dominant would like to handcuff me to the bed while she beats me. Can your beds deal with this?"