Dating and the Miranda warning..

[gridlore]

Soon after I arrived at work, a San Jose police officer walked into the store. She was cute, a bit short, but fun. We joked a bit while one of the managers checked on some backstocked furniture for her. I got back to my register, and began helping a customer.

Evidently while my back was turned, said law enforcement officer checked out my ass and said "I wouldn't mind frisking him."

*sigh*

Why don't women tell me these things to my face? It would help things immensely! A cute woman with hand-to-hand training and easy access to handcuffs? Heaven!

Comments

Hrmph

[dekarch.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately none of those objects nor those Janet listed are handy.

And it ain't about what this hypothetical person (not myself, of course not) would do deliberately, but what he might do accidentally in the. . . heat of the moment.

Might have to check into a motel. Can you imagine this conversation with the desk clerk.

"We need a room for the night, but first we have to look at the bedposts. Have to make sure they are sturdy."

I doubt it would register on a hotel clerk's wierdometer given what I'm sure they see on a regular basis, but it would be a little odd for me.

Re: Hrmph

[soldiergrrrl.livejournal.com]

You don't think *I'm* gonna be the one asking do you?

Isn't that what a sub's for??? *g*

Re: Hrmph

[dekarch.livejournal.com]

Yes, ma'am. It would be my pleasure to abase myself in front of the hotel clerk.

"My dominant would like to handcuff me to the bed while she beats me. Can your beds deal with this?"