gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Me - Drama)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2004-07-25 09:30 pm

Dating and the Miranda warning..

Soon after I arrived at work, a San Jose police officer walked into the store. She was cute, a bit short, but fun. We joked a bit while one of the managers checked on some backstocked furniture for her. I got back to my register, and began helping a customer.

Evidently while my back was turned, said law enforcement officer checked out my ass and said "I wouldn't mind frisking him."

*sigh*

Why don't women tell me these things to my face? It would help things immensely! A cute woman with hand-to-hand training and easy access to handcuffs? Heaven!

[identity profile] janetmiles.livejournal.com 2004-07-26 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
The main problem with handcuffing a healthy adult male is what precisely do you handcuff him TO that won't be damaged when he thrashes around?

NOT the fire-sprinkler head, for ghu's sake!

(Sorry.) (And I wasn't even at that Con.)

Anyway: to a sturdy bedframe, to eyebolts properly set in ceiling joists, to a St. Andrews Cross, ...

(You'd never guess I'm a bottom and don't do bondage, would you?)