Anybody with demolition experience...

[gridlore]

.. know how to rig C-4 to blow Writer's Block?

This empty screen is mocking me. All the words and ideas are right behind my eyes, swirling there like jets stacked up over an airport, but the runways are closed..

I'm trying my usual tricks, writing something other than Traveller, writing haiku about the Giants

Ninth inning, our lead
Vanishes in summer fog
Bullpen blows the save.

But not one word is coming through.

*headdesk*

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A Child's FM 3-22.9

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See Dick

See Dick pull the charging handle to the rear

Pull, Dick, Pull!

"Is the chamber empty?" asks Jane

"Yes! It is!"

"Release the handle, Dick"

No we are ready to fire!

Pop! Pop! Pop!

Re: A Child's FM 3-22.9

[todkaninchen.livejournal.com]

See Dick.

See Bob.

Bob is evil.

Bad Bob, bad!

See Jane.

See Jane's dress.

See Jane's dress torn.

Bob tore Jane's dress.

Bob is a bad man.

See Dick.

See Dick's pistol.

Dick has a big pistol.

See Bob.

Bob is laughing.

Bob has a shotgun.

Run, Dick, run!

See Jane.

Jane is crying.

Jane is scared.

See Bob.

Bob is leering at Jane.

Bob is tying Jane's hands.

Struggle, Jane, struggle!

See Dick.

Dick says "I will save you, Jane!"

See Dick's rifle.

See Dick aim his rifle.

Aim, Dick, aim!

See Dick squeeze the trigger.

The rifle goes "Bang!"

See Bob.

Bob has a red spot on his shirt.

Bob has a sucking chest wound.

Bleed, Bob, bleed!

"I will get you yet!" Bob says.

See Dick.

See Dick shake his head.

"No, you won't." says Dick.

See Dick aim his pistol.

Dick's pistol goes "Pop".

See Bob.

See Bob twitch.

See Bob die.

Die, Bob, Die!

Bob is dead.

See Dick.

See Jane.

See Dick and Jane.

See Dick leer.

"I'll untie you later." says Dick.

See Dick pick up Jane.

See Dick carry Jane away.

The End.