Ah, but Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia, and we liberated Iraq not because of Saddam's WMDs or 9/11, but because he was a bad bad man who cruelly oppressed his people.

(Just like we've been doing in his place... no, wait, Abu Ghraib was an anomaly. Not the America we know. Nope.)

But hey, the oil flows into Haliburton's coffers, and that's what really matters, right?