1. How did you first find my journal?

I can't recall for the life of me.

2. Why did you originally decide to friend me?

You've always been an interesting guy.

3. What's your favorite part of my journal?

That you're capable of putting words together in a manner my lizard brain finds pleasing.

4. What's your least favorite part of my journal?

That you're having difficulties. Not that it's a feature, but I know how shitty it is to look for work, so I empathize with it.

5. Ask me a question. Be as random as you want.

Y'ever been to Canada? And did you get my Christmas card about 10 years ago?

6. Have you ever met me in person?

No.