Reasons why I want to be a police dispatcher

[gridlore]

Calls like these:

"My wife's left me with two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night, and I'm sat in the
chair here and she's there decorating."

"I've lost my glasses"

Comments

[thebitterguy]

Yas. I heard some of them on the radio the other day. England has interesting definitions of 'emergency', I figure.