My tweets

• Thu, 15:08: Bummer! Didn't feel it at all! http://t.co/mhWKDYlh #surfcalifornia #learntoswim #ArizonaBay #fb
• Thu, 15:43: The Right's National Security Problem http://t.co/hPWHP1DW via @motherjones #UHRAAAH #fb
• Thu, 20:17: Just felt a mild earthquake. Details to follow. #ArizonaBay #fb
• Thu, 20:28: Al Davis is trying to escape his tomb! #earthquake #HaroldCampingWasRight #WheresBOCWhenYouNeedThem #fb

Just another normal night at Offhand Manor.

"I'm going to blow up my feet and have Taquitos."