PENGUIN SMASH PUNY HUMANS!!

I'm back on steroids! Along with a couple of other drugs to try to stop this convulsive coughing that has made my life a living hell for the past few weeks.

Douglas Berry, a man whose medical record is filed under "irony"...

... in the Twilight Zone.

Defeating the "safety" packaging on one of my medications was so hard it triggered a coughing fit.