Why aren't my breakdowns ever this tidy?

Fragments of a Day - Doug's Daily Tweets

• 06:34 My boss has a cunning plan. Help! #
• 10:43 Oh, my. Walnut spill on the 4/I5 ramp. Still mountains of them out there. #
• 11:12 I'm being watched by LLNL security. Guess my lunch is a threat. #

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