OK, I should be really, really afraid.

I'm watching "Minoriteam" on Adult Swim. Quite possibly the most offensive thing ever. In it, one of the characters has been blown up.. all the way past Black Heaven into Nordic Heaven.

Valhalla, in other words. And they got the Aesir right. Thor has red hair and Mjonir looks right. Odin has one eye and ravens.

Why is it this really objectionable little cartoon gets it right and Marvel skill can't get a clue?

Do we have clearance, Clarence?

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I approve.

It's Opening Day, and I'm watching the Cubs - Reds game.

The Cubs' catcher is wearing an old-school mask, as opposed to the hockey-style helmets that have become the rage in recent years. That style just feels right for a grand old park like Wrigley Field.

Great baseball quote

The Cubs are currently leading the game 16-7, and the Reds are up in the bottom of the 9th.

Announcer #1: "I'd have to check the rulebook, but I don't think this a save situation."

Announcer #2: "The tying run is in the Reds' clubhouse somewhere."

Announcer #1: "The tying run is in the Reds' minor league system."

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