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<td align="center">Health is most important in your life.


Having a high focus on health indicates that you are very health-conscious and you realize that if you don't have your health, you have nothing. You are devoted to living healthy.


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Two things.

Ganked from various places.

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It is a good day to count!

The Sesame Street song, translated into Klingonese, and then back into English.

A day of the daytime star.
The clouds are compelled to commence fleeing,
and are filled with dread.
I have a destination;
and there, because of the atmosphere, I am pleased.
Describe to me immediately
how to go to Sesame Street.

I have a dentist's appointment.

Dentists scare the shit out of me. Seriously, I thought chemotherapy was interesting and wish i could see video of my spleen being removed, but dentists? *shudder*

But it needs to be done.

Now I just need to get over there and pick up paperwork for financial aid.

Mt new dentist is female, and graduated in 1999.

Humor is a malfunctioning defense mechanism - Nessus, Ringworld

When I'm stressed, I make jokes. (Not to be confused with my crisis mode, which a few people have witnessed and describe as "Juggernaut in a black t-shirt")

Today, setting up my dental appointment, it went into overdrive. I had to cal Aetna to ask a question, and called two dental offices. All three calls I was reaching for jokes like a bad Borcht Belt comedian.

Got a few laughs. Although the recptionist at the place I'm going to got a good one in..

Her: "OK, the doctyor will give you an exam, and recommend a course of treatment."

Me: "She'll also want to slap me upside my head when she sees my mouth."

Her: "Oh, she won't do that!" (perfect pause) "We send you to a specialist for that phase of the treatment."