2004-01-13
Another pitch inside!
Roger "Rocket" Clemens has signed with the Houston Astros.
He's in the National League.
Where he has to bat. Every game.
Which means his days of hitting batters and hiding behind the Designated Hitter are over!
A decade and a half of payback is coming to Roger the Big Fat Target. It's not going to be pretty. The Giants open in Houston, and if you think we've forgotten aboutn him drilling Bonds, you're wrong.
He's in the National League.
Where he has to bat. Every game.
Which means his days of hitting batters and hiding behind the Designated Hitter are over!
A decade and a half of payback is coming to Roger the Big Fat Target. It's not going to be pretty. The Giants open in Houston, and if you think we've forgotten aboutn him drilling Bonds, you're wrong.