2003-12-04

gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (CAR -15)
2003-12-04 08:44 am

Regionalisms

Nicked from [livejournal.com profile] lysana

Age: 37

Where did you grow up? San Francisco Bay Area, specifically the Santa Clara Valley

WHAT DO YOU CALL:

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks? Creek

2. The thing you push around the grocery store? Cart

3. A metal container to carry a meal in? Lunch box

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in? Pan

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people? Couch

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof? Gutters

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening? Porch

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages? Soda

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup? Pancakes

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself? Sub (or, "a Togo" based on the place that made the best ones.)

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach? Swim suit

12. Shoes worn for sports? Sneakers

13. Putting a room in order? Cleaning

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark? Firefly

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball? Pill bug

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down? See-saw

17. How do you eat your pizza? Point first.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff? Garage sale

19. What's the evening meal? Dinner

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are? Basement. Except we don't build them here, we have the "crawl space." A ready-made hole for your house to drop into in earthquake country is a bad thing.
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Default)
2003-12-04 09:08 am

Memes, to the power of 3

[livejournal.com profile] autographedcat left this in my mailbox and ran off giggling...

'one, two, five.'. 'three sir' 'THREE' )
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Stars)
2003-12-04 09:18 am

My new long-term survival goal

New Horizons will reach Pluto-Charon and the Kuiper Built in 2015.

I will live to see this mission. I'll be 49. And, if things go a little better, I'll have a degree in either geology or astronomy to help me understand the results.
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Bosch)
2003-12-04 11:00 am

Well, that was amusing...

Yesterday, I was scheduled to work from 1200 - 1700.

I ended up working 1000 - 1900. Why?

A bunch of seasonal hires just quit. Out of the blue. With whiny reasons like "it's too far to drive" (you didn't notice this when you dropped off your application?) or "it's too hard" (running a cash register that's smarter than most of us? What's so hard about scanning/reading skus and telling people to slide their cards?)

So yesterday they suddenly had one cashier, and no floor people at opening. My boss calls me in at 1000, and we get busy. I have to hustle to grab chairs for people, do my own price checks, etc. Long lines, angry people, etc. The Silent One comes in about 1100 (early as well) and we finally get at least one person to cover the floor. I ask the boss if she needs me to work a full shift, and she thanks me for the offer. Hell, I could use the money!

But I don't get it. We are still in a lousy economy here.. and Cost Plus is a good-paying job. Why would people turn down the chance to get any work, even seasonal, is beyond me. And to get hired and then just quit? Bloody stupid. Left the rest of us in the lurch. I was half-expecting to get a call this morning to come in today. As it is, I'm covering a full shift tomorrow (The Cheerleader's b-day is today, so she wanted to have Friday off to recover) and another five hours Saturday.

Help's my paycheck and makes me look better in management's eyes.
gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Sacred Chao)
2003-12-04 01:48 pm

LOL

Go to Google

Type in: miserable failure

Hit Enter.