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The latest in memes, seen in several places...
I ____ Gridlore.
Gridlore is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Gridlore, I would _______.
I think Gridlore should _____.
Gridlore needs ______.
I want to ____________ Gridlore.
I ____ Gridlore.
Gridlore is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Gridlore, I would _______.
I think Gridlore should _____.
Gridlore needs ______.
I want to ____________ Gridlore.
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Gridlore is and Evil Morning Person.
If I were alone in a room with Gridlore, I would *AHEM*.
I think Gridlore should write more, dammit.
Gridlore needs more cuddle time.
I want to be able to visit Gridlore.
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tall
admire his height
dance
FOOD BADLY
meet
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Gridlore is a swell guy.
If I were alone in a room with Gridlore, I would debate the merits of various Bay Area baseball teams.
I think Gridlore should not get so uptight about designated hitters.
Gridlore needs freedom. (don't we all)
I want to go to a Giants-A's game with Gridlore.
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I love to talk to Gridlore.
Gridlore is interesting and sexy, somehow.
If I were alone in a room with Gridlore, I would get him to talk about his Ranger days to me. Just so I can listen and soak it up.
I think Gridlore should get ready to have fun at the wedding in Mexico. (We did mention Mexico, didn't we?)
Gridlore needs to come to one of red's dinner parties.
I want to meet Gridlore.
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Gridlore is _well read_.
If I were alone in a room with Bridlore, I would _discuss science, fiction and science fiction_.
I think Gridlore should _floss regularly_.
Gridlore needs _a new couch cover_.
I want to _read more posts by_ Gridlore.
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Gridlore is cool and entertaining.
If I were alone in a room with Gridlore, I would Trav-geek at him.
I think Gridlore should stick around for another 50 or 60 years.
Gridlore needs better luck with his health, and more SJG contracts.
I want to someday meet Gridlore.
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Gridlore is learning to admit to other people when he's scared, and that's a Good Thing.
If I were alone in a room with Gridlore, I would talk to him, about everything and nothing.
I think Gridlore should see the dentist before he loses any more teeth.
Gridlore needs his independence back, and I wish I knew how to give it to him.
I want to thank Gridlore for putting up with my shit all of these years.
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Gridlore is a good writer, and a diehard Giants and 49ers fan.
If I were alone in a room with Gridlore, I would talk with him, probably about the Giants chances this year.
I think Gridlore should write more things.
Gridlore needs people to pay him lots of money for writing things.
I want to go to a Giants game with Gridlore.
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Gridlore is strangely cool and has led a rather complex and interesting life.
If I were alone in a room with Gridlore, I would probably end up geeking about several things.
I think Gridlore should travel more.
Gridlore needs a break from his various health issues.
I want to hang out with Gridlore.
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Gridlore is a really great storyteller.
If I were alone in a room with Gridlore, I would shut up and listen to whatever he wanted to talk about.
I think Gridlore should get himself to a dentist.
Gridlore needs better health.
I want to feed massive quantities of Coke to Gridlore.
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I do need to go, but dentists scare the hell out of me.
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It won't kill you to go to a dentist. They have cool chairs you can ride up and down in. They have scary names for their equipment just to freak out non-dentists, just like we "freak the mundanes" at SF cons.
You will feel soooo much better once your teeth are fixed. Really. what's to be afraid of? It's only your mouth. They do stuff to fix it. It's not like they're taking a scalpel and cutting off your shlong, for heaven's sake! They even have nitrous, and when a dentist administers it, it's legal.
Today's dentists are going out of their way to undo the bad rep dentists have gotten in the past. It's not like you're going to encounter my father; he'd tell you to put your arm up when it hurt, but when you put your arm up, he'd snap, "Put your arm back down. It doesn't hurt yet."
These days they have things like TV screens and VCRs to distract you while they do their thing. If you prefer, they'll happily turn them off and tell you exactly what they're doing (I prefer that, but I'm weird).