The Name Game

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Found in jacynrebekah's journal

DOUGLAS
From the Chinese root meaning "Complete Bastard"

Characteristics
Douglas drives over old ladies at intersections.

Well, the young ones are too fast!

Personality
Douglas can't seem to stop pissing people off.

Who says I want to stop?

Natural
Douglas eats roadkill.

Well, how do you do, old Moggie the cat?

Emotional
Douglas detests happy people.

I suffer, everyone suffers!

Character
Douglas has a nasty temper.

Damn right!

Physical
Douglas brushes their teeth with cheddar cheese.

No, I eat cheddar, then don't brush.. for days.

Mental
Douglas has delusions of grandeur

Delusions?

Motivation
Douglas thinks they're God.

No, God is one of my little NPCs