More fun from alt.conspiracy

[gridlore]

As could be expected, alt.conspiracy has exploded after the Columbia incident, Most of the loons are screaming sabotage or shoot-down. The stress finally got to me:

On 3 Feb 2003 14:08:20 -0800, a wanderer, known to us only as horrigan@aol.com (Timothy Horrigan) warmed at our fire and told this tale:

>I think I am one of the first to point out that Columbia began to fall
>aprt just as it was flying past Area 51 (which is in southern Nevada.)

Sorry, pieces were falling off as it passed over San Francisco. Which means that it was a secret part of the Evil Gay Agenda!

1. Buy dinner makings from the organic place on Valencia.

2. Meet Chris for lunch at Little Orphan Andy's.. then fudge at Faerie Queene!

3. Interior decorating meeting in Pac Heights.

4. Set up laser to destroy Columbia.

5. Dinner with Mike and Roy - be sure James knows to bring wine!

6. Overthrow the moral basis of the Republic.

7. Buy window treatments.

I just let my inner sylvan speak to me, and it was Wonder Queen power, activate!

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[arib.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for my conspiracy-nut co-worker (The Illuminutty) to clue in to the fact that the two shuttles that had catastrophic failures had the only two Jewish astronauts on board.

When he does, and mentions it to me, I'll hit him.