The apartment hates us.

[gridlore]

I think there's still a leak in the toilet's plumbing.

At 0330, the hallway smoke alarm decided to let us know the battery was dying.

At this point, I am willing to sell my remaining internal organs to move.

Comments

[mikkop.livejournal.com]

Hm, didn't you have a spleen you could sell and then regrow?