O Henry, please pick up the White Courtesy Phone...

[gridlore]

I just ordered Kiri's Winter Gift from Amazon. As usual, it's being shipped to her office because we're never home for deliveries. I called her and told her not to open the box, because she'd know instantly what it was even through the wrapping.

That's when she told me that my gift was also coming to her office from Amazon. So she has to bring both boxes home unopened.

Oh, this brave new world. Now we just have to set up the tree.

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[johno.livejournal.com]

Use the "Gift Message", it actually goes on the label.

One of my order's says:

"Chris, DO NOT OPEN until Christmas."