Like I'd get caught.

[gridlore]

Seen in multiple places.

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Get creative, people.

Comments

If it was before the election:

[capplor.livejournal.com]

I'd say hunting Caribou Barbie out of season.

Did you use a helicopter?

[fimbrethil.livejournal.com]

For being too rowdy at a GWAR concert. :)

[kengr]

Driving over the idiot that kept pulling in front of you and slowing to the speed limit.

People in econoboxes shouldn't pull stunts like that on big trucks. :-)

[kath8562.livejournal.com]

Bludgeoning your landlord to death?

[netquiddler.livejournal.com]

Violation of Article 89 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

Littering.

[supersniffles.livejournal.com]

It's a frame up. Because you wouldn't get caught.

[grimmwire.livejournal.com]

Insulting Emperor Strephon.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

and creating a nuisance.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Is that even possible?

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

"Sir, it does say superior commissioned officer, and I assure you that Lt. Wheatbiscut is mediocre at best."

[netquiddler.livejournal.com]

(refresh my memory, Lieutenant = Butter-Bars, yes?)

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Yup. 2nd Lieutenants, any way.

http://www.defenselink.mil/specials/insignias/officers.html

[chriso.livejournal.com]

Running over a particularly stupid customer with your truck?

"Sir, if it was an accident, why are the victim's injuries consist with someone driving over them going forward and then backing up.