Actually, it would be Harry Potter/Traveller crossover porn...

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How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	27
Your crime	Shenanigans.
Who reported you	biomekanic
Your fate	Standing on street corners with a sign "will write Harry Potter porn for food".

Comments

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

Sorry dude, adding the Vargr, that was just one thing to many.