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The Top 100 Fundie Quotes

Some are obvious trolls, but most are scary. If you're really brave, follow the links back to the original forums.

Comments

Re: Now for the demonstration of schizophrenia

[todkaninchen.livejournal.com]

The biggest difference between fundies and "normal people" is that fundies relieve themselves of the need to react or learn from reality.

If you convince a normal person it is Gawd's will to never fight back and then hit him up side the head with a brick, the second time he either ducks or you end up eating a brick of his.

If you convince a fundie of the same, after the third or fourth brick you have a bleeding fundie laying on the sidewalk and crying out about why he's being persecuted for his beliefs...

...then trying to convince other fundies to join in because it's a good way to show how faithful they are!

Still, you have to respect the boneheaded attempt at living up to an (irrational) ideal. I mean, at least a true fundie doesn't have to deal with being considered a hypocrite within their own framework.

*smirk*

(The trick is to convince them to believe something useful and never let them learn otherwise...)