Shudder in fear.

[gridlore]

The Top 100 Fundie Quotes

Some are obvious trolls, but most are scary. If you're really brave, follow the links back to the original forums.

Comments

[capplor.livejournal.com]

You know, it's not often I yell at my computer. If this is mainstream Christian thought then I'm not surprised that Bush has the following which he does.

I didn't dare to follow any of them to their sources.

[omimouse.livejournal.com]

I followed the first one back to its source.

I need a shower, lots of sharp pointy things, and complete legal immunity.

Now for the demonstration of schizophrenia

[capplor.livejournal.com]

(husband/wife shared account)

No, dear, this is not an example of mainstream Christian thought, and I thought after living with a Christian for 10 years, you might have a good idea about that. These are FUNDIES, and slapping a cross-brand on them does not make them followers of Jesus.

Re: Now for the demonstration of schizophrenia

[todkaninchen.livejournal.com]

The biggest difference between fundies and "normal people" is that fundies relieve themselves of the need to react or learn from reality.

If you convince a normal person it is Gawd's will to never fight back and then hit him up side the head with a brick, the second time he either ducks or you end up eating a brick of his.

If you convince a fundie of the same, after the third or fourth brick you have a bleeding fundie laying on the sidewalk and crying out about why he's being persecuted for his beliefs...

...then trying to convince other fundies to join in because it's a good way to show how faithful they are!

Still, you have to respect the boneheaded attempt at living up to an (irrational) ideal. I mean, at least a true fundie doesn't have to deal with being considered a hypocrite within their own framework.

*smirk*

(The trick is to convince them to believe something useful and never let them learn otherwise...)

Re: Now for the demonstration of schizophrenia

[capplor.livejournal.com]

For which I'm eternally grateful. Believe me.

Remember Arbusto's % ratings are in the low 30's and dropping. This tells me that the types of people who would write this sort of drivel & thoughtless thinking are an even lower minority yet.

And I thank God that it is so. (& pray that the number drops even lower dramatically)