Douglas E. Berry

I end up on some strange mailing lists...

Wed, 05 Dec 2018 01:38:39 GMT

No idea how I ended up with these loons but having far-right lunacy home delivered does have its advantages.

Dear Douglas,

The proposed trade agreement with Mexico and Canada is a vast improvement over NAFTA. But, someone slipped in a Trojan Horse. Now the Senate needs to hear from you. The urgency is critical.

When ratified, treaties under the Constitution become the supreme law of the land. If two provisions remain in the trade agreement when it is ratified, special LGBT privileges could be established as precedent in your city, in your state, and all across America.

It is widely believed that Canada slipped in two provisions in Articles 23.1 and 23.9, doubtless with the help of Deep State operatives sympathetic to the pro-LGBT cause. These provisions require the parties (Canada, Mexico, and the US) to create policies providing special status for "sexual orientation" and "gender identity."

A trade agreement should not include a radical LGBT agenda. If ratified, the consequences are catastrophic!

Help me present tens of thousands of voices to the Senate leadership to remove these offensive provisions before the treaty is ratified.

Liberty Counsel Action is leading the charge to have Articles 23.1 and 23.9 removed. We have fought these provisions in school boards, city councils, and in many states across America. We know first-hand how dangerous and damaging it would be.

Now we need you to join with us.

This treaty requires that we will establish employment laws to "protect workers against employment discrimination on the basis of … sexual orientation, [and] gender identity"

+ + + Here are some examples of what this treaty could mean

Church daycares would have to hire gender confused people to instruct impressionable and vulnerable young children

Family-owned businesses must allow people into their homes or offices, to interact with their children, even if they oppose their family's morals and standards

Religious non-profit organizations would be forced to employ homosexual employees, even if their personal behavior is directly opposed to the organization’s mission.

If these provisions are included in the treaty, we have seen nothing compared to the oppression and anti-religious bias that this would enable.

We have a chance to stop this flagrant violation of our freedoms. After the President agrees to a treaty, the Senate must vote for it.

Followed by a link to a petition, and - of course - the plea for money.

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Wed, 08 Aug 2018 17:22:39 GMT

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Because I'm evil like that.

Thu, 13 Apr 2017 00:01:54 GMT

I will occasionally answer a spam call by accident. Since 90% of them are robots, I just hang up. Today, it was a person, and I was bored.

Spammer: (the moment I say Hello) "I'm calling from the law firm of Identity, Theft, and Fraud about your recent accident. We want you to know that you are in line to get handsome compensation in damages.

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Me: (cutting him off) "I mean there we were just driving down the road, and we get hit by a train! Who knew those tracks were active? But anyway, our truck was totaled and we both died. I want to sue somebody!"

Spammer: ". . . died?"

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Oh, give it up already.

Thu, 16 Apr 2015 20:29:46 GMT

Got this in my inbox just now.

President Obama will sign this executive order if he hears from Douglas Berry today.

Give me a break. Unless the President of the United States has memorized the names of every single person who contributed $50 to his 2008 campaign, or if he's secretly a GURPS geek who thinks that GT:Ground Forces is a great book, Obama has no fucking clue that I even exist.

Yes, I understand that we live in an era of mined data and robo-activism, but I'd rather get a generic email begging for money that something tries to make me out to be the final word on what the leader of the free world does. If I have that power, I have a few other requests to make!

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Best Spam Ever.

Sat, 10 Jan 2015 16:53:07 GMT

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I am so tempted to reply...

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How do this know I'm not Jewish?

Tue, 12 Aug 2014 17:28:17 GMT

Spam of the day

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That's just sheer poetry.

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He gets points for trying...

Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:16:58 GMT

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Cry havoc!

Thu, 19 Dec 2013 20:35:27 GMT

I've been getting a ton of email from camera whores. Today, I snapped and replied.

OK, who the fuck are you? If you offer me dirty pictures, I swear by the howling dark gods of my fathers I will track you down and pour Drano down your throat. I will rip your entrails out and set them on fire before I let you die. I will ravage your family unto the ends of the Earth.

So, what's up?

Be interesting to see if I get a reply...

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