Expanding my search a little

The Los Gatos/Monte Sereno Police Department has an open filing for dispatchers. Filled out the online application.

Now I'm going back to being sick as a dog and watching the Twilight Zone on SciFi

Curse you Nethack! Curse your ASCII soul!

My Monk found a Wand of Wishing, fully charged, on the second level of the dungeon.

Come out of the Gnomish Mines, a Gnome jumps on a polymorph trap and becomes...

A black dragon.

Which proceeds to disintegrate my equipment, then me in about two turns.

*growl*