Battle Stations!

Found under dafydd's bunk during inspection of his quarters.

( What Battleship am I? )

Well, crap.

There had been an opening for the online moderator position, but it's been filled.

That was damn fast.

To go with the battleship

We need a battle!

( Raise the colors, run out the guns, and FIRE! )

Found floating in the wreckage of the HMS wcq

and your little dog too!

Professor Snape's Automated Detention Dispenser

(Hint, Blame Potter!)