If I told you all that went down...

I am flying to Denmark to kick someone in the balls. That's it. Just a boot in the happy fruit, and I'll leave.

( Why would I want to do this thing, you ask? )

Buggy Day!

Happy Birthday eleri!!!

OK, the quizzes are getting weirder

sylvan put this down in the shrink's waiting room, so I picked it up out of boredom

( Which rock personality disorder (from the Zoloft commercial) should I have? )

Memeage

Quietly picked up off the floor while eleri was still sleeping...

( Main engine start, and LIFTOFF! )