2003-08-06
Maybe we should look into Bush...
From today's Bonehead of the Day..
Seven city councilpersons, three felons. The FBI has been investigating the city government of White Falls, IL and has
identified one city councilperson as a parole violator from North Dakota, another as an escapee from a state prison and a third as a Canadian citizen (state law says all elected officials must be US citizens). Special Agent Robin Taylor says, "We just ran standard searches on all city officials. We don't know what investigations the city runs for candidates - but it's obviously very relaxed."
Wow. I wonder how close White Falls is to Chicago.. since they seem to have similar political styles. Of course, I'm really amazed that someone who had escaped from prison would run for public office! What part of "low profile" escaped this idiot?
Seven city councilpersons, three felons. The FBI has been investigating the city government of White Falls, IL and has
identified one city councilperson as a parole violator from North Dakota, another as an escapee from a state prison and a third as a Canadian citizen (state law says all elected officials must be US citizens). Special Agent Robin Taylor says, "We just ran standard searches on all city officials. We don't know what investigations the city runs for candidates - but it's obviously very relaxed."
Wow. I wonder how close White Falls is to Chicago.. since they seem to have similar political styles. Of course, I'm really amazed that someone who had escaped from prison would run for public office! What part of "low profile" escaped this idiot?
Queer Eye for the Straight (sort of) Journal
I've redecorated! Changed everything to Magazine style for better legibility.
Let me know what y'all think.
Let me know what y'all think.
Weird memory tricks.
10@10 is playing Supertramp's Gone Hollywood; a song I haven't heard in almost twenty years.. and I can remember all the words.
Of course Crime of the Century wins best album cover of the decade.
http://covers4.virtualave.net/s/supertramp/supertramp01l.gif
Of course Crime of the Century wins best album cover of the decade.
http://covers4.virtualave.net/s/supertramp/supertramp01l.gif
But some call me Tim..
Acting Sorcerer of Small Furry Animals, Douglas "Penguin Boy" Berry, The Diseased
The avalanche has started; it's too late for the pebbles to vote.
Rename yourself!
The avalanche has started; it's too late for the pebbles to vote.
Rename yourself!