This is annoying.

It's bloody warm today. Normally I sit with the door open to get the breeze.

Tonight though, the "breeze" is more like a stiff wind. That is just as annoying as the heat. So I have the choice of dealing with the heat, or having crap blown all over the place.

Grumble.

Sometimes, Spam is worth it.

Just opened this one..

To: "Dick" <rlbush@echomatrix.net>, "Dick" <rlbush@lcix.net>,
"Dick C" <dickcr@localnet.boo.com>,
"Did Someone Ask For A Mentor?" <postingcoach@yahoo.com>,
"digimortal" <digimortal@starpower.net>,
Subject: Hello from the hollyland


Hi there

Would you like: "A bottle of clear holly water (330ml) from the natural fountains of the Galilee." ? At the price of 10$ U.S a bottle + shipping charges .

My name is Jacob, I live in the hollyland and wanted to ask you: Have you ever been to the Hollyland? I guess most of you didn't and would like to do that someday. To see the place of birth of Jesus Christ, Beth Lechem, the Holly city of Jerusalem, the Galilee and the Golan Highets. It's truly a beautiful country, I for one love it. Some of you may be quite afraid to do that these days cause of all of the suicide bummers and all. I can't really blame you. But I can offer you a few things right from the Hollyland that you can save as souvenirs at a very low cost:

A bottle of clear holly water (330ml) from the natural fountains of the Galilee. At the price of 10$ U.S a bottle + shipping charges .

A small collection of stones taken from the Galilee, Beth Lechem, Jerusalem (and other places at your request, additional requests may vary the charges a bit) At the price of 3$ per stone + shipping charges.

A bottle of sea water (330ml) from the Hollylands Mediterranean sea. At the price of 7$ U.S a bottle + shipping charges.

Those of you who are interested, please replay to this message and say what would you like from the above offers.
You can also request things that aren't on the list and I'll do my best to fill them.

Have a Nice Day.
Jacov


P.S
This is a one time email. No more will be sent by me unless you replay or request it.

Got to give the guy credit for selling rocks, but the Hollyland? That cracked me up

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