A Penguin joke

Y'all have probably seen this one, but I like it.

A penguin drives into town with car trouble. He takes it to a mechanic. The mechanic tells him to come back in an hour. So the penguin decides to go have an ice cream. Because he has no arms he has to peck at it and gets it all over his face. He returns later to see the mechanic and the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, that's just ice cream."

They don't want you name, just your number

( What number am I? )

At least they aren't Rally Monkeys (twitch)

( Food-eating Battle Monkies! )

OK, the betting window has closed.

A few weeks ago I proposed a bet for which team will have the best record in the National League.

Since the season has now started, the bets are closed. Here are the bets:

gridlore - San Francisco Giants

aurictech - St. Louis Cardinals

bunyip - Chicago Cubs

redroach - Houston Astros

Let the games begin!

The All-Important Baseball Report! #1

Opening Day edition!

Well, after the let down of the World Series loss to the Angels, the 2003 campaign arrives with new hope and a lot of new faces. The Giants set a record in moves by a League Champion. Over half our starters from games six and seven, including both starting pitchers, left the team.

Spring training was mixed. We split the games we played, and while Barry had a fantastic time in the Cactus League, there were many questions left unanswered.

Well today we started getting some answers as the Giants opened their year in San Diego

San Francisco Giants: 5
San Diego Padres:2

( Read the Details )