Well, I never participated in organized sports that I can remember, aside from being forced to play games in gym.

BALCO is a meaningless word to me.

I've never attended a baseball game in my life. "Giants" as a team reference always brings "New York" and football to mind, and I don't really follow THEM either.

Looks like I'm a perfect jury choice.

Aside from that little geographic bit about being here on the EAST coast.